Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Before moving to Canada you need to Know this

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


50° Fahrenheit (10° C)New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

taken from "art in guelph."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha....thas gonna make me stay here LOL

2:18 PM  
Blogger Coach said...

Na, you are a tough girl.

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very pretty site! Keep working. thnx!
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7:50 AM  

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